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Give Dad What He Wants ~ Mike Leitao ~ 06/19/2025

Give Dad What He Wants ~ Mike Leitao ~ 06/19/2025

"The END"FL Teams ~ Sam Sykes ~ 06/17/2025

"The END"FL Teams ~ Sam Sykes ~ 06/17/2025

Red Bull Rights Now! ~ Mike Leitao ~ 06/13/2025

Red Bull Rights Now! ~ Mike Leitao ~ 06/13/2025

Riot Reviews The Week ~ Sam Sykes ~ 06/07/2025

Riot Reviews The Week ~ Sam Sykes ~ 06/07/2025

Delta Weaponizes Moana ~ Mike Leitao ~ 06/04/2025

Delta Weaponizes Moana ~ Mike Leitao ~ 06/04/2025

Big Beautiful Bills ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/28/2025

Big Beautiful Bills ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/28/2025

People In Pictures ~ Sam Sykes ~ 05/23/2025

People In Pictures ~ Sam Sykes ~ 05/23/2025

Re-Rigging The Leagues ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/21/2025

Re-Rigging The Leagues ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/21/2025

The NOLA Jailbreak-Down ~ Sam Sykes ~ 05/20/2025

The NOLA Jailbreak-Down ~ Sam Sykes ~ 05/20/2025

Portnoy's Right ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/09/2025

Portnoy's Right ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/09/2025

Cable's Last Days Pt.2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 05/05/2025

Cable's Last Days Pt.2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 05/05/2025

Slide or Scheme ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/02/2025

Slide or Scheme ~ Mike Leitao ~ 05/02/2025

Cable's Last Days Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 04/28/2025

Cable's Last Days Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 04/28/2025

The Stanley Cup Playoffs ~ Mike Leitao ~04/25/2025

The Stanley Cup Playoffs ~ Mike Leitao ~04/25/2025

Markers Of A Pussy Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 04/18/2025

Markers Of A Pussy Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 04/18/2025

Double-Fisting Records ~ Mike Leitao ~ 04/13/2025

Double-Fisting Records ~ Mike Leitao ~ 04/13/2025

WWE is Fucking Stupid ~ Sam Sykes ~ 04/04/2025

WWE is Fucking Stupid ~ Sam Sykes ~ 04/04/2025

April Fools' Grades ~ Mike Leitao ~ 04/03/2025

April Fools' Grades ~ Mike Leitao ~ 04/03/2025

Animals Are So Smart! ~ Sam Sykes ~ 03/28/2025

Animals Are So Smart! ~ Sam Sykes ~ 03/28/2025

Marketing Is A Joke ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/27/2025

Marketing Is A Joke ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/27/2025

The March Madness Special ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/19/25

The March Madness Special ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/19/25

Hey Punks, It's Over! ~ Sam Sykes ~ 03/18/25

Hey Punks, It's Over! ~ Sam Sykes ~ 03/18/25

The Flyers Are Dead ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/13/25

The Flyers Are Dead ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/13/25

I Was Right... Again ~ Sam Sykes ~ 03/07/25

I Was Right... Again ~ Sam Sykes ~ 03/07/25

Realign The Combine ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/06/25

Realign The Combine ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/06/25

Dissecting March ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/03/25

Dissecting March ~ Mike Leitao ~ 03/03/25

Inventions Of Color ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/26/25

Inventions Of Color ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/26/25

Guilt By Non-Capitulation Pt. 2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/21/25

Guilt By Non-Capitulation Pt. 2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/21/25

Murder Valentine's Day ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/17/25

Murder Valentine's Day ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/17/25

A Surprisingly Good Tourney ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/17/25

A Surprisingly Good Tourney ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/17/25

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RIOT CLUB IS POWERED BY...

Guilt By Non-Capitulation Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/13/2025

Guilt By Non-Capitulation Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/13/2025

From The Couch XX ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/12/25

From The Couch XX ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/12/25

Empowered Young Women Quit Life ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/11/2025

Empowered Young Women Quit Life ~ Sam Sykes ~ 02/11/2025

Awards Shows Suck! ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/05/2025

Awards Shows Suck! ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/05/2025

The Podcasting Minefield ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/03/25

The Podcasting Minefield ~ Mike Leitao ~ 02/03/25

The War Against The Beauteous ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/31/25

The War Against The Beauteous ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/31/25

I Hate That I Love It ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/29/25

I Hate That I Love It ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/29/25

From The Couch XIX ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/28/25

From The Couch XIX ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/28/25

Deconstructing Racist Casinos ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/25/25

Deconstructing Racist Casinos ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/25/25

Rescuing Professional Boxing ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/22/25

Rescuing Professional Boxing ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/22/25

From The Couch XVIII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/21/25

From The Couch XVIII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/21/25

The Death of Radio ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 01/17/2025

The Death of Radio ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 01/17/2025

An Ode To The Villains Pt. 2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/16/2025

An Ode To The Villains Pt. 2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/16/2025

The Dichotomy Of Philly Sports Fans ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/15/2025

The Dichotomy Of Philly Sports Fans ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/15/2025

An Ode To The Villains Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/14/2025

An Ode To The Villains Pt.1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/14/2025

New Year's Aggravations ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/09/2025

New Year's Aggravations ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/09/2025

My Problematic Mother ~ Lane Schwartz ~ 01/08/2025

My Problematic Mother ~ Lane Schwartz ~ 01/08/2025

From The Couch XVII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/07/25

From The Couch XVII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/07/25

The 1st Annual Riot Club Awards ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/03/25

The 1st Annual Riot Club Awards ~ Sam Sykes ~ 01/03/25

RCG: Family Movie Night ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 1/2/25

RCG: Family Movie Night ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 1/2/25

From The Couch XVI ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/01/25

From The Couch XVI ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/01/25

The Winners Of 2024 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/31/24

The Winners Of 2024 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/31/24

Philly Sports Rundown I ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/23/24

Philly Sports Rundown I ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/23/24

From The Couch XV - Mike Leitao - 12/19/24

From The Couch XV - Mike Leitao - 12/19/24

Motherhood Methadone - Sam Sykes - 12/18/24

Motherhood Methadone - Sam Sykes - 12/18/24

RCG: Bandwagoning

RCG: Bandwagoning

The British Rock Invasion Part Two ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 12/13/24

The British Rock Invasion Part Two ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 12/13/24

From The Couch XIV ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/12/24

From The Couch XIV ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/12/24

Philadelphisms PART TWO ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/11/2024

Philadelphisms PART TWO ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/11/2024

The PAX Convention ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/9/2024

The PAX Convention ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/9/2024

The British Rock Invasion 101: PART ONE ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 12/6/24

The British Rock Invasion 101: PART ONE ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 12/6/24

Phillyisms Part One ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/5/24

Phillyisms Part One ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/5/24

From The Couch XIII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/4/24

From The Couch XIII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 12/4/24

17 Reasons Why You're Low IQ ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/3/24

17 Reasons Why You're Low IQ ~ Sam Sykes ~ 12/3/24

You'rewelcomesgiving ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/28/24

You'rewelcomesgiving ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/28/24

From The Couch XII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/27/24

From The Couch XII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/27/24

Ranksgiving: Top 10 ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/25/24

Ranksgiving: Top 10 ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/25/24

The World Is Not Enough Pt. 2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/21/24

The World Is Not Enough Pt. 2 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/21/24

From The Couch XI ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/20/24

From The Couch XI ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/20/24

9 Things About Guys ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/19/24

9 Things About Guys ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/19/24

The World Is Not Enough Pt. 1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/14/24

The World Is Not Enough Pt. 1 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/14/24

From The Couch X ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/13/24

From The Couch X ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/13/24

Comcast's Dilemma ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/11/24

Comcast's Dilemma ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/11/24

RCG: Killing Hookers ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 11/8/24

RCG: Killing Hookers ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 11/8/24

Bullying: An Effective Tool ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/7/24

Bullying: An Effective Tool ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/7/24

From The Couch IX ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/6/24

From The Couch IX ~ Mike Leitao ~ 11/6/24

America Rules And The World Sucks ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/5/24

America Rules And The World Sucks ~ Sam Sykes ~ 11/5/24

A Big Bowl Of Slop ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/31/24

A Big Bowl Of Slop ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/31/24

From The Couch VIII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/30/24

From The Couch VIII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/30/24

A License To Live ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/29/24

A License To Live ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/29/24

American Nightmare Mall ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/28/24

American Nightmare Mall ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/28/24

Dad Rock: The Guide ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 10/25/24

Dad Rock: The Guide ~ Tim Vuotto ~ 10/25/24

A Most Useless Vice ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/24/24

A Most Useless Vice ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/24/24

From The Couch VII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/23/24

From The Couch VII ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/23/24

Riot Club's Project 2025 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/22/24

Riot Club's Project 2025 ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/22/24

Black And Yellow Piles Of Shit ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/21/24

Black And Yellow Piles Of Shit ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/21/24

RCG: Leading The People ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 10/18/24

RCG: Leading The People ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 10/18/24

#FreeEric ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/17/24

#FreeEric ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/17/24

From The Couch VI ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/16/24

From The Couch VI ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/16/24

2050 In A Glimpse ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/15/24

2050 In A Glimpse ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/15/24

Bum-Ass Fake Frenchies ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/14/24

Bum-Ass Fake Frenchies ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/14/24

RCG: Chokin', Spankin', And Polishin' ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 10/11/24

RCG: Chokin', Spankin', And Polishin' ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 10/11/24

12 Points Of Poison ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/10/24

12 Points Of Poison ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/10/24

From The Couch V ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/9/24

From The Couch V ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/9/24

The Realest Of All Jobs ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/8/24

The Realest Of All Jobs ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/8/24

Mad Marketing ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/7/24

Mad Marketing ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/7/24

RCG: Robbing An Old Widow ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 10/4/24

RCG: Robbing An Old Widow ~ Gator Thunderstorm ~ 10/4/24

1st-Team All-Party ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/3/24

1st-Team All-Party ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/3/24

From The Couch IV ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/2/24

From The Couch IV ~ Mike Leitao ~ 10/2/24

Risky Roasting ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/1/2024

Risky Roasting ~ Sam Sykes ~ 10/1/2024

Burning Coworkers ~ Mike Leitao

Burning Coworkers ~ Mike Leitao

RCG: Eating Pussy ~ Gator Thunderstorm

RCG: Eating Pussy ~ Gator Thunderstorm

Doomsday Dockworkers ~ Sam Sykes

Doomsday Dockworkers ~ Sam Sykes

From The Couch III ~ Mike Leitao

From The Couch III ~ Mike Leitao

Maximum PrEParedness ~ Sam Sykes

Maximum PrEParedness ~ Sam Sykes

Tannen's Magic Shop ~ Mike Leitao

Tannen's Magic Shop ~ Mike Leitao

RCG: Resolving Work Conflict ~ Gator Thunderstorm

RCG: Resolving Work Conflict ~ Gator Thunderstorm

My International Bucket List ~ Sam Sykes

My International Bucket List ~ Sam Sykes

From The Couch II ~ Mike Leitao

From The Couch II ~ Mike Leitao

The Car Buying Guide ~ Sam Sykes

The Car Buying Guide ~ Sam Sykes

NYC Sucks Balls

NYC Sucks Balls

DMEOPTICS x RIOT CLUB

DMEOPTICS x RIOT CLUB

Pearl Jam: The Dark Matter World Tour ~ Tim Vuotto

Pearl Jam: The Dark Matter World Tour ~ Tim Vuotto

From The Couch ~ Mike Leitao

From The Couch ~ Mike Leitao

Inflation Vacations ~ Sam Sykes

Inflation Vacations ~ Sam Sykes

Beauty of Stupidity ~ Mike Leitao

Beauty of Stupidity ~ Mike Leitao

RCG: Hating Jeff ~ Gator Thunderstorm

RCG: Hating Jeff ~ Gator Thunderstorm

Labor Day Losing ~ Sam Sykes

Labor Day Losing ~ Sam Sykes

NFL vs. NCAA ~ Mike Leitao

NFL vs. NCAA ~ Mike Leitao

RCG: Dating ~ Gator Thunderstorm

RCG: Dating ~ Gator Thunderstorm

I Would Eat A Person ~ Sam Sykes

I Would Eat A Person ~ Sam Sykes

Senseless Slo-Mo

Senseless Slo-Mo

RCG: Bleachy Helicoptering

RCG: Bleachy Helicoptering

Affluent Co-Opting

Affluent Co-Opting

Beginner's Guide To Grunge Part 2

Beginner's Guide To Grunge Part 2

Kangaroo Blues

Kangaroo Blues

RCG: Spreading Chocolate Joy

RCG: Spreading Chocolate Joy

The Fakest of All Jobs

The Fakest of All Jobs

Beginner's Guide To Grunge Pt.1

Beginner's Guide To Grunge Pt.1

Lyles: American Backstabber

Lyles: American Backstabber

RCG: Negotiating A Dowry

RCG: Negotiating A Dowry

Gloriously Bad Behavior

Gloriously Bad Behavior

Rivalries And Shit-Talkers

Rivalries And Shit-Talkers

Riot Club Guide: Showering

Riot Club Guide: Showering

Is Rock Music Dead?

Is Rock Music Dead?

Leave Pete Alone, Babe

Leave Pete Alone, Babe

Cinema Is Dead, And The Writers Are To Blame

Cinema Is Dead, And The Writers Are To Blame

Unchosen Die

Unchosen Die

Whores And Bastards

Whores And Bastards

Baseball Blows

Baseball Blows

Big Tech's Warning Shot

Big Tech's Warning Shot

Shut Up Serena, You Dumb Bitch!

Shut Up Serena, You Dumb Bitch!

4 Ways To Make Boxing A Top-Tier Sport

4 Ways To Make Boxing A Top-Tier Sport

Harold and Josh

Harold and Josh

Bums Killed The Automat

Bums Killed The Automat

GREECE: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

GREECE: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

Mrs. Thompson Down

Mrs. Thompson Down

KILL All Pit Bulls!

KILL All Pit Bulls!

Nepotism In Sports Blows

Nepotism In Sports Blows

Earl Has To Shit

Earl Has To Shit

Partygoer's Guide To The Fourth of July

Partygoer's Guide To The Fourth of July

Two Great Hates

Two Great Hates

Night Out In The Big Easy

Night Out In The Big Easy

Nashville Sucks Balls

Nashville Sucks Balls

Pro Sports is Scripted and No-Bullshit Sleepers - Mike Leitao

Pro Sports is Scripted and No-Bullshit Sleepers - Mike Leitao

An Unholy Alliance

An Unholy Alliance

The Portuguese Man O' War

The Portuguese Man O' War

The Bull

The Bull

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